I was reading stories to him last night, and this book about tractors said something like “a skid steer loader’s bucket has a flat bottom.”
Grayson got a really funny look and said, “Mama, tractors don’t have bottoms!”
I explained it wasn’t a bottom like OUR bottoms, but demonstrated like this: “See, this is the top of this book, and here’s the bottom of the book. Here’s the top of your door, and the bottom of your door.”
His face lit up, then he stuck his hand down the back of his pants and, patting his bottom, said, “And this is the bottom of MY bottom!”
This kid…. Oh boy.
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